Cheer

Possibly our most important important product to date, Cheer creates a state of pure euphoria in its users. Whilst the mechanism of action is proprietary to CRITAS, we can confirm that Cheer is non-opioid, and does not rely on serotonin or dopamine transporters.

There are no physical side effects of Cheer,Cheer, and thus far the only observed issues have been that of a social nature; recipients of Cheer have demonstrated inappropriately happy behaviour even at moments of expected solemnity, such as funerals, remembrances, and when receiving bad news.

CRITAS hopes that social attitudes will adjust over the coming decades to permit the consumption and enjoyment of Cheer as a coping strategy for these situations, and the acceptance of those who choose to live their lives free of sorrow and misery.

Important Note:

One side-effect was noted during human trials under specific circumstances; exposure to dimensional rifts may cause altered visual feedback, resulting in the observation of multiple overlayed realities that are color-shifted. We suspect this is a natural function of the human brain which is suppressed by stress hormones for those not medicating with Cheer.