Bastion Note to Dean Davids

ATTN: Dean Davids

You recently executed an entity known as a
"Mallet Man" with an IZH43 shotgun.

Due to this, and to prevent interdimensional
war, you are being stripped of all equipment
and your threat level will be increased to level 5.

If your threat level should remain at level 5 for
a period of 7 days, you will be subject to
immediate disposal.