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According to information provided by Bastion, the Mallet Men come from what appears to be a parallel dimension or alternate timeline, where Chinese unification resulted in the formation of a new quasi-religious order dedicated to the instrument of said unifi...

ATTN: Roaming Party An interdimensional entity was just executed bysomebody present here. The cooperative wishes to avoid full-scale warwith the travellers' home dimension, and as suchwe will be executing the person responsiblefor the hostile act. Any attem...

ATTN: Dean Davids You recently executed an entity known as a"Mallet Man" with an IZH43 shotgun. Due to this, and to prevent interdimensionalwar, you are being stripped of all equipmentand your threat level will be increased to level 5. If your threat level ...

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So... instead of capturing a corpo and forcing our way off the island, we're going to do this the incredibly comlpicated way by trying to figure out how to use the weird spacetime shit on the island to teleport ourselves off. Brilliant. Someone remind me why...

Well, I knew that thing wasn't a reactor. It's some sort of resonance chamber. As far as I can figure, what people call "the storm" is just the observed effects of whatever energy field that exists here becoming excited or overactive. My theory is that the de...

Another 5 years, another dead end. It's starting to hurt when I re-integrate after the storm. There's more, too. I knew a man who arrived on the island today. I don't see how that's possible, since we've never met before. I think he's going to die soon. I told...

The machine in A3 is quite literally nightmare fuel. I went down there earlier, and removed one of the canisters linked to the device. I wish I hadn't. My past self couldn't understand why it was marked with biological symbols. Now I know. The canister was fi...

A future version of myself showed up. He was in a pretty bad way, I guess we've found the limits of human sanity. He blew himself up in A2, in an attempt to disrupt A2 and prevent further time remnants from being created. The damage wasn't catastrophic, but I...

Damien killed me. Muppet. I took a piece of his brain down to A3 and placed it into one of the canisters, we'll see if that yields any results. With everything that's happening on the island right now, I'm pretty sure my theory about the field being shaped by...

Aaaahahahahhahahahahaaha. Damien's immortal. Guess that little piece of him in A3 forced himself back into existence. Apparently he remembered the whole thing, same as I do when I die. Does that mean a piece of me is in A3 as well?

Past me is rebelling. He's fed up of research, just left a note that said "he's taking this loop off". Wanker.

I can't remember my parents anymore. Or the house I grew up in. Re-integration is agony, it took 3 hours for my hands to stop shaking this time. Is this really worth the pain? When people are bound to get themselves killed anyway? Bastion are going to kill ev...

So apparently I'm doomed to spend the rest of my life in this hellhole. AND start the Order. That's just fucking jingles isn't it. At least I know how to create an army of immortal madmen to do my bidding, I guess.

I found a device today, buried in the ruins of A1. It seems to utilize another resonance chamber to detect the presence of chronitons. I took it down to A3, got some strong readings from the "beam"; positive from one side, and negative from the other. My gue...